Stealingpotatoes

Hello MTV and welcome to my crib!

"But Potes, you aren't one of your own OCs!" well I, much like my OCs, am a creation of my mind-noodle and my life experiences, so actually check yourself.

So yes, this is my OC Wiki, where you can find my OCs! And... also me, apparently.

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My origin story
"haha how are you so small"

- Someone, seeing baby me, probably.

Setting a precedent for the rest of my life, I showed up very early to my birth. So yeah I was born this one time, to a really cool person called Motes, and also something else that was worse. When I was born, everyone in the room cried because they knew they would never be as cool as me.

Some time after that, Motes was diagnosed with a parasite... and then like 7-8 months later i had a brother, Brotes.

Also at some point after being born i had what the cool kids call a "childhood trauma", but what I call "most of my comedy material".

Getting some self-esteem
"Fuck it. I'm gonna learn how to draw."

- me, 14, about to open YouTube

when i was 14 i started learning to draw and now im good at it. at some point during me learning to draw I decided I was the best person I'd ever met and now my ego is huge.

Becoming god
"✌️"

- me, 24/7

Admittedly i haven't done an apotheosis thingie yet but I'm working towards it.

Personality
"Potes fears no god and I find that so respectable and iconic."

- one of my friends, 2021 have u ever tried talking to a brick with a really good sense of humour and inflated sense of their own self importance? that's like my personality but replace the brick with a potato.

Skills and abilities
"thank you!!! :D"

- me, whenever someone says i actually have at least one (1) skill

I can draw well, write okay, sometimes i can code bots... and uh... yeah.

Trivia

 * i'm like SUPER cool & sexy
 * gay
 * I'm half kiwi (not the fruit) & half british
 * though i guess if you count lesbians under the slur fruit then i could be a kiwifruit...
 * idk
 * i will, unprompted, tell people random facts and/or give lectures about history. Say, did you know Marie Antoinette never said let them eat cake?
 * my favourite song is the chain by fleetwood mac
 * i enjoy people having to listen to me talk
 * look at what colour this entire wiki is and take a wild guess as to what my favourite colour is